Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
do puppets realize they’re always being anally fisted
i though it said puppies and was concerned
JEFF DUNHAM EVERYBODY
Reasons not to go outside:
- Poison ivy
- Quick sand
- The plague
- Large bugs
- Men with pointy teeth
- I’ll say no more. I’ll just upset you.
me every time I actually leave the house to do something social.
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
^^i want that sentence framed
OH M YGOD I FRIENDED MY HISTORY TEACHER ON FACEBOOK AND THIS IS HIS PROFILE PICTURE
I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CR y
can you guys please make my teacher famous it’s his only dream
THIS IS MY CERAMICS PROFESSOR.
IM SHOWING THIS TO MY TEACHER
my friend’s science teacher ladies and gentlemen
I think you just won.
I just LOVE the animation here. The part with just their hands looks real. And I love the way Gothel’s fingers go from motherly gentle touch to creepy and evil. Beautiful
#I really apprecciate this gif#because when you’re in an abusive relationship often nothing seems wrong until you try to stand up for yourself#that loving pat tranforms into a claw when she defends herself#but really it was a claw all along(via)
someone once said that “you don’t really know someone until you say no to them”
Anxiety attacks are the worst because sometimes you have no idea why you’re crying or angry and you just think of everything wrong in your life and you can’t control it all you can do is breath in and out and cry it out
i love this blooper